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fergzillar:

I just got a new laptop and it doesn’t have AdBlocker yet and I swear to god I’ve never seen an ad on tumblr because I just watched a 3 minute video about Cruise Holidays because I thought it was an elaborate shitpost

oh-my-jaeger:

I was taking photos of my grandmas cat and !!!! He got the peg!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

micdotcom:

Alison Chandra never expected to go viral for tweeting about her son’s medical bills — in fact, she never expected to be the mother of a child who needed so much medical care in the first place. But, with one viral tweetstorm she made it clear just how important the Affordable Care Act is to so many families. Read more (6/26/17)

nikanono:

folly-of-alexandria:

petermorwood:

lucyclairedelune:

ANY TIME SOMEONE SHAMES YOU FOR WRITING FANFICTION

REMEMBER THAT THIS

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IS FANFICTION OF THIS

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THIS 

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IS FANFICTION OF THIS

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THIS

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IS FANFICTION OF THIS and Plato’s Ring of Gyges

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AND THIS

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A MODERN AU OC-CENTRIC VERSION OF THIS

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EVERYTHING IS FANFICTION OF SOMETHING, WE ONLY CARE THAT IT’S GOOD AND MAKES US HAPPY

The trick about fic is the individual spin each writer puts on the material. Different writer = different spin. Take five writers, give the all the same legend, ask for a 5000 word short story and you’ll get five different legends.

Sometimes six. Because writers are sneaky.

Dante’s Divine Comedy is fanfiction of the bible.

***self insert fanfiction of the Bible

black–lamb:

melaniesole:

imperfectkreis:

flightless-wings:

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it

hijerking:

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

regalasfuck:

you can really tell when people lose that spark for you

xannerz:

“so how you doin’?”

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rafi-dangelo:

I love this thread because Trump is obviously a shining example of white male privilege and mediocrity, but his Presidency also flies in the face of the American Dream that’s shoveled down our throats from the time we start school.

Study.  Work Hard.  Be Great.  And You Will Succeed.

The fact that Trump is wholly unqualified for the job he got, the fact that he’s completely unsuited for it, contradicts that.  It’s an uncomfortable looking glass for a lot of mediocre white people who’ve been given things they don’t deserve.  It’s hard for them to admit that Trump is a lying fraud who has no business being President and only got there because he’s white and put on a good show because that means privilege is real.  It’s right there in his orange face.

Plus, the myth of moving up the economic ladder becomes harder to believe if you admit that someone who is not qualified and does not deserve the position they hold is sitting in the chair through no efforts of their own.  That would then mean the inverse is true, that you can in fact work hard and want it just as badly as the next guy and still fail.  

Americans have a problem admitting that a huge component of success is luck and circumstance because we’ve been taught to believe that anyone can succeed if they work hard enough.  Admitting that someone in the highest position in the land most certainly did not work for it and is clearly unqualified for it shoots a big hole through the bootstraps mentality.  They can’t accept that.  Accepting that would mean recognizing the necessity of welfare and free education and a higher minimum wage, so they just go along with the farce and continue to pretend that Trump is strategically disruptive as opposed to a walking disaster crashing his way through global stability.

honoratto:
“ shreksforthememories:
“ welcometothe1jungle:
“ Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.
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honoratto:

shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

☺️🙃☺️🙃☺️🙃❤️

homoerotic-ads:
“I just found the funniest picture ever…this is from the first pride rally in Philadelphia, 1972
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homoerotic-ads:

I just found the funniest picture ever…this is from the first pride rally in Philadelphia, 1972